Never Argue with a Woman



One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,

and reads her book.



Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman

and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at

any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at

any moment. ; I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says

the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day Ma'am,' and he left.



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also

think. Send this to women who are thinkers. If you receive this,

you know you're intelligent. Send this also to men, so that they will be
"afraid" to argue with women.

dan ong dan ang ji ma lam bieng thay on lun, y kien do hay do anh, vay rang kiem vo vo be bu nha.